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So I didn't really know what to expect when I picked up the package of butter. Was it going to be soft, salty, edible? Much to my surprise it was not a horrible butter, considering the rest of the cafeteria food is mediocre at best.
Softness- 4/5 it melted in my mouth right away which was a nice surprise.
Salt Scale- 1/5- the butter was not that flavored, except for the hints of metallic taste from the wrapper.
Creaminess- 3/5 it was very dense and stuck to my tongue
Spreadability- 5/5 The only day I did not have a sandwich, so I was left with only my thigh to determine the butter's ability to spread, and was quite surprised that it glided.
After a two hour sermon detailing the New Year in the Jewish calendar and schvitzing at the pew, I was famished and ready for some butter. So without further ado,
Salt/Taste: 2/5 There was a little metallic taste, but flavorful bread
Creaminess/Density: 4/5 consistency of almost melted butter
Spread Ready: Warm bread on a cold day with spreadable butter is all I want in life.
I'm back with the best butter yet
What's a busy high schooler to do with lack of time management, a mountain of assignments, and a persistent feeling to just drop school all together and become an all-time butter enthusiast? Go cry over a plate of GIANT pancakes and write yet another butter review. So without further ado,
Softness (texture): 5/5
This butter was so nice and soft
Saltiness (taste): 5/5
It was very salty after my too sweet pancakes
Creaminess (density) 5/5
ooo girl this butter was thicc. It stuck to my mouth and was able to handle my pancakes
Melted right on that pancakes
It is my honor to present the very first perfect score: 20/20
Good Job Cappy's!
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Quote of the Month
"We love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all we love each other"- Madeline