Zeke's Smokehouse, La Canada, CA

Sometimes life really sucks. It's not fun to not get things you try for. It's not fun  getting left on read. It's not fun that people are jerks, after you try so hard to be nice to them. Although, life is really damn long (it's literally a lifetime),  and not every day can be a horrible day.  Scientists discovered that there was a one in 400 trillion chance of you being born. One in 400 trillion chance that the world would not have the amazing, incredible you, to see every day. One in 400 trillion chance that you would not be someone's daughter, sibling, or best friend. One in 400 trillion chance, that you wouldn't be reading this butter blog. I may not have a super close relationship with this reader, but I am happy to have you in my life.  So forget every bad day because the world is lucky to have you!

Anyway, I am happy that my one in 400 trillion chance was spent reviewing butter. 
Softness- 5/5, melt in your mouth goodness
Creaminess- 4/5 dense, but since it was melting it didn't quite stick
Saltiness- 3/5, not salty, but the maple honey flavor was new for me
Spreadability- 5/5

Total: 17/20 

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