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MUDGE'S BUTTER

Grading Scale

Everything is graded on a scale of 1-5, with 5 being the best. With 4 categories each butter is rated out of 20 points

Softness

That melt in your mouth kinda feeling...
For me, I love butter that feels like a pillow between my cheeks. The one that slides in your mouth like a kid at a water park.

Salty-ness

Salty just like me. 
I love the sweet and salty complex, and considering I mainly eat butter with chocolate chip pancakes (sweetness all around), it is nice to have a light punch of Salt to balance out my sweet tooth. ​

Creaminess

AKA: Richness and Density
Personally, I am a fan of "lighter" butter. Not light butter, the butter you buy to feel healthier, but lighter butter in the sense  of wispy clouds and not a brick on my tongue butter. 

Spreadability

#1 leading cause of death in the United States: Hard butter on warm toast.
Just Kidding... but it is the #1 cause of frustration in my life, aside from School Work, lack of money, or things that actually matter. 
Madison J Miller